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  8. loopycann asked: #lazycatyou are perfection felineified.

    *purrrrrrr* But of course, you obviously have excellent taste in cats.

     

  9. infernoblazewolf asked: Dear Fat Cat, You have so much fur, surly it must take ages to groom yourself, now I don't know much about cats, I'm more of a wolf person, but I was just wondering, do you groom yourself when your not asleep?

    Dear infernoblazewolf,

    Alas, grooming is necessary from time to time. My owner tries to snap photos of these rare occasions. That said, I loathe the blue comb of doom and try to hide it under the sofa.

    Regards,

    Fat Cat

     

  10. willowfashionvlog asked: Do you use conditioner on your fur? It looks very soft

    Dear willowfashionvlog,

    Indeed, my fur is very soft and fluffy (and dare I say full of body?). I do not; however, use conditioner.

    Purr,

    Fat Cat

     
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  14. cyclinggal asked: I think my cat is fatter than you

    Dear cyclinggal,

    Perhaps this is true. The only way to settle this is a Laze-off, and that is just too much effort.

    Warmly,

    Fat Cat

     
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